Shadows in the Water

light-of-the-bauble:

turnupthegeuse:

finallygotalife:

Yes. My roomie is always asking me if something’s wrong when I’m writing an entry…))

((Oh geez, my faces are HILARIOUS when I’m doing this. I also have a tendency to laugh or make dramatic noises like a maniac.))

[[ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ saaaaaaame bro

turnupthegeuse:

finallygotalife:

Yes. My roomie is always asking me if something’s wrong when I’m writing an entry…))

((Oh geez, my faces are HILARIOUS when I’m doing this. I also have a tendency to laugh or make dramatic noises like a maniac.))

[[ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ saaaaaaame bro

Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
Me: LOKI?
Teacher: Pardon?
Me: The God of Mischief.
Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me: I don't have it.
Teacher: What?
Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
Me: How's your coffee?
Teacher: What?
Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher: I don't-
Me: There's no gas in the tank.
Teacher: What-
Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
Me: LOKI'D.
Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher: Preferably several someones?
Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher: Restrain her.
Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher: What even.
Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.

cockprince:

sleuthinglicorice:

More pictures I drew of my Male!Kanaya design from this photo set.

yup cosplaying this

the-purple-turtle:

They’re fake

shadownaoto:

water is really disappointing when you’re expecting milk u-u　

Are we talking about 2%?

heyuboho:

justalittlelaugh:

tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

^DEEEEEEEERP. its the drawing of simba rafiki drew on his wall. duhhh

I just love A Bugs Life

sassypotassium:

marcelinedrawsooo:

doov:

moxiearien:

tsundereundyingumbrage:

fadeintocase:

fivetier:

vulturer:

lantadyme:

batterboss:

you know it’s really not fair that dad didn’t get his own adventure so i think he deserves a session all his own

his name is jeff

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, hell fucking yes.

No this looks like my dad and his name is jeff no

wow hey case do we have the same dad ‘cause my dad’s name is jeff and looks like this too ouo

wow baby

NEW HEADCANON excuse me while i weep

Wait so does that mean bro/dad ship would be sweet bro and hella jeff?

I think it would

OMG YES YES YES YES