Yes. My roomie is always asking me if something’s wrong when I’m writing an entry…))
((Oh geez, my faces are HILARIOUS when I’m doing this. I also have a tendency to laugh or make dramatic noises like a maniac.))
[[ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ saaaaaaame bro
Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
Me: LOKI?
Teacher: Pardon?
Me: The God of Mischief.
Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me: I don't have it.
Teacher: What?
Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
Me: How's your coffee?
Teacher: What?
Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher: I don't-
Me: There's no gas in the tank.
Teacher: What-
Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
Me: LOKI'D.
Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher: Preferably several someones?
Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher: Restrain her.
Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher: What even.
Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
^DEEEEEEEERP. its the drawing of simba rafiki drew on his wall. duhhhwait omg this is amazing
wait what does this symbol stand for :$
^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood
I just love A Bugs Life
doov:
Wait so does that mean bro/dad ship would be sweet bro and hella jeff?you know it’s really not fair that dad didn’t get his own adventure so i think he deserves a session all his own
his name is jeff
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, hell fucking yes.
No this looks like my dad and his name is jeff no
wow hey case do we have the same dad ‘cause my dad’s name is jeff and looks like this too ouo
wow baby
NEW HEADCANON excuse me while i weep
I think it would
OMG YES YES YES YES



